B-o-r-i-n-g! Ditto a simultaneous masturbation sequence featuring Randi Jones and Christine Appleleigh. In a bright outdoor pool setting, Jordan goes to muff-dive Rose, but Alex's mouth looks like it's been super-glued to Lacey's pussy - the scene stresses that one and one angle only. Morris - notwithstanding the fact that Jordan's character is herself a lesbian, but not a very active one, judging the merits of her scene with lover Lacey Rose. Alex Jordan has a competing talk show, and Jordan is at the helm of a conspiracy to frame Dr. Gere's show is on the verge of getting pole-axed, but her misfortunes aren't occurring by accident. You'd swear a lot of the call-in dialogue sounds like reconstituted Penthouse Forum letters. Neither really defending nor denying (at least persuasively) the accusations, Gere is starting to attract a lot of lesbian callers-in who have decided to come out of the closet. Connie Morris (Ashlyn Gere) is suspected of being a lesbian - an incendiary piece of news that causes Gere's ratings to plummet faster than Woody Allen's popularity index.
Talk Dirty To Me 9 winds up something like an 80-minute commercial for lesbian dial-a-date. You’ll no doubt want to donate some Organ Juice of your own! The Deviate got a major kick out of this one, a ’70s hardcore comedy that’s really hot and funny. So guess what happens next? Yup! Organ Juice! Better yet, watch what happens next. It just so happens that the Rubenstein corporation is looking for a natural, organic blemish cream. Their banter about Fire Island is a riot, after which they fuck on her desk. In addition, ERIC EDWARDS hams it up as a stereotypical flaming gay executive secretary to Sophie (not Helena) Rubenstein.
Stevens gives a couple of speeches about how to turn Organ Juice into a million-dollar idea that are positively priceless. "Let’s flask it!" Thus, Organ Juice! All his friends are invited in on it and collecting Organ Juice becomes the order of the day.
MARC STEVENS (again) cums on his girlfriend’s face and, the next morning, her pimples are gone! "A million-dollar idea!" Stevens calls it.